SALE OF THE CENTURY

OK BY NOW eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody knows I HEART is dead and dying. Its a darn shame. 
But lets not bow our heads and sulk.....lets close her out the only way we know how------by partying til you puke! (but not on the clothes please)

THIS WEDNESDAY
MAY 20th
4-8pm


FINAL WOWCH DAY SALE at I HEART. (I know now I'm gonna be stuck peddlin' at one of those awkward group sample/holiday sales)
FINAL CHANCE TO HAVE FUN AND GET RIPPED AT I HEART. (shes closing permanently after this weekend).

STOP BY AFTER WORK AND EXPECT THE FOLLOWING:
-boozin'
-tomfoolery
-wowch stuff on supersale ranging from $10 to 30 dollars, including kinda never before seen FALL/WINTER 2009 designs and one of a kind gems....
-DJ appearance by the remaining members of THe RaPTURE
-low priced on the spot caricature drawings provided by famous NYC artist J PENRY 
-hot chicks


Its your final chance to descend down that awkward stairwell entrance.........your final chance risking your life going thru that creepy hallway to the bathroom chambers.

AND While you're there why don't you buy a ticket for the DIE HEART WITH A VENGEANCE closing party on May 30th?